I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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