We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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