do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
