He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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