so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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