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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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