What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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