how do flat chested girls get laid?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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