You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
