I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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