i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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