jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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