Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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