afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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