My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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