Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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