im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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