She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
you never un-have a 4some
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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