We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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