And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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