Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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