S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.