tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner