Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Dignity is for republicans.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.