Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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