from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think people are normalizing furries
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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