What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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