shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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