Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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