He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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