so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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