wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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