It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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