Porn is love you can see.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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