Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
As shirtless as possible
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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