So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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