I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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