So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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