Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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