What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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