you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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