Why are handjobs necessary in class?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
