We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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