Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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