It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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