South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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