You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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