hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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