It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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