that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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