Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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