all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"