This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet