Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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