is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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