HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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