Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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