Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
