i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I will be naked everywhere
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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